Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

Opinions are projections.

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.