No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.
Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.