I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.