I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.