Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.