Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

Opinions are projections.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.