Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.