I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.