If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.