If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)