Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.