You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.