Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read.