Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.