Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.