Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.