I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want