I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.