I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.