It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.