It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.