It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.