It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?