Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?