If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.