The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.