The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.