Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.