Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.