It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)