You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.