If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

The haters always scream the loudest.

One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.