If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.