I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.