Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.