TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

Fat girls aren’t real people.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.