If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
Tucker MaxListen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
Tucker MaxYou know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
Tucker MaxMy buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, "Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this."
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