This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.