My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.