My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.