I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.