I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.