I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.