I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor