I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, "Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this."

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.