Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.