Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.