Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.