Opinions are projections.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.