I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

Opinions are projections.