And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.