No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they lie to their families, they lie to themselves, they lie so much they don't even know they're lying anymore. If you have the courage to be honest even a little bit all those people will hate you for it, because their lie is reflected in your honesty. Oscar Wilde wasn't kidding when he said, "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.