I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.