Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.