The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.