The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
Tucker MaxI take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
Tucker MaxThe general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
Tucker MaxIf you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
Tucker MaxPeople have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read.
Tucker Max