The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.