The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.