Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.