Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.