I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

I'm looking for loopholes.

I can do anything I want to do!