I'm looking for loopholes.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.