Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas