I'm looking for loopholes.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.