I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.