Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
I never eat before breakfast.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.