All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.