How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

The best thing to break is a contract.

There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.