I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
I can do anything I want to do!
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.