It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.