If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
I like children - fried.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.