How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

Never work with animals or children.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

You can't cheat an honest man.