During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.