When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!