It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.