Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.