Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
The best thing to break is a contract.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.