Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.