Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.