The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.