Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

I drink therefore I am.