Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

You can't cheat an honest man.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.