California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.