It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

You can't cheat an honest man.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

The best thing to break is a contract.