It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.

It is funnier to bend things than to break them.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.