If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?